I was wondering, if it’s not too much to ask, instead of coming through the chimney this year, how about we do something different and you use the front door. I will be sat at the breakfast table with your milk and cookies waiting, just like the stories tell us.
I just want to have a chat, you know, clear the air, or in your case, the snow (laughs to self). I really want to know if I have been naughty or nice this year. I want to know how you determine who goes under which list. Just wondering really, because in case you hadn’t noticed, the world generally isn’t such a nice place anymore.
How’s Rudolph? Does he still have a red nose? I think that’s weird. It’s either hes has a VERY serious cocaine addiction or a really bad cold. Either way he needs to see a Vet.
And what happens in places that don’t have chimneys? What do you do then? Do you really have magical powers? Do you believe in God? Has it been you delivering all these gifts since the dawn of time? If it so, DHL must be so pissed off because you do it free of charge.
Not trying to scare you off or anything, I just want my gifts like every other person who still believes. However, in addition to the gifts, I just want to have a little chat, finding it hard to keep believing in a lot of things these days.
So I will be be waiting, with the milk and cookies as promised. Won’t keep you to long, I mean loads of people like me will still be expecting gifts underneath their trees by morning after all.
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